JUST WHAT MAKES CRAZY DONS GOLF CARTS SO CRAZY?
People often ask, why is Crazy Don called the madman of EZGO Golf Carts, Club Cart Golf Carts, Yamaha Golf Carts, Golf Cart Parts , Golf Cart Service and Custom Golf Carts. Well it's simple, Crazy Don is just nuts about golf carts . What makes him so crazy is his obsession with detail and quality. Crazy Don doesn't just go the “extra mile” when it comes to the quality and care of servicing his customers electric or gas vehicles, he goes the DISTANCE!
Crazy Don strives for excellence in every aspect of golf cart service, he will recondition or customize golf Carts to look so whacked out your friends and neighbors will talk about them for the rest of their known lives. One time Crazy Don pimped up an EZGO Golf Cart with a 350 Chevy small block motor, built the frame and drive train all by himself. That golf cart cruised at 120 miles per hour, yes sir. He constructed the body out of NASA grade brushed aluminum and shaped it to look like an Eggplant. Sold it to a Saudi Prince for $4,876,234.00
On another occasion, Crazy Don grabbed onto an auctioned off Yamaha Golf Cart with about 400 additional Yamaha Golf Cart parts and had an idea. He wanted to construct a golf Cart entirely out of wood to make an environmental statement. He hand Carved the golf Cart frame out of the finest Asian teakwood that money could buy, imported special from Russia . He used wooden wired spools for the golf cart wheels and constructed the golf cart body out of high tech double crushed plywood. When he was done with that Yamaha Golf Cart, he renamed it the Sycamore Golf Cart , one of a kind electric vehicle like no other, and environmentally friendly. The Sycamore Golf Cart is currently on display in Shigatse, Tibet in the lobby of a Motel 6.
You would think a brilliant mind would stop there? Not a chance. You think EZGO or Yamaha Golf Carts are the limit for our Crazy Don??? WELL BULDERDASH!!! A customer once brought by a custom camo Club Car Golf Cart. Crazy Don has always had a soft spot for Club Car Golf Carts , as that was the 1st Golf Cart he ever slammed into a building with. |
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Now don't get me wrong now, Crazy Don has an obsessive love for all golf carts like Cushman Golf Carts and Columbia Par Car all day long, just throw a lift kit in one, some golf cart accessories and Crazy Don will smile ear to ear like the weird cat in Allison Wonderland. Anyway, the customer wanted Crazy Don to OVER THE TOP and NO PRESERVATIVES customize his current custom camo Club Car. Crazy Don guzzled down a 5th of JD, thought about it for 3 minutes, guzzled down another 5th of JD, passed out, woke up the next day and got busy. He took a sledge hammer and bashed the golf cart windshield to pieces, and took a chainsaw to the golf cart seats and body, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMER!!! I had to rush over and tell them “Don't you worry, the master is in create' in mode”. Crazy Don gutted that Club Car Golf Cart, golf cart lights were flying through the air, ball washers were bouncing down the street, he tore the golf Cart enclosure to shreds. Then he went to work on gutting the golf cart parts out of that thing. When he was through, all that was left was a big Club Car golf cart mess. Then he got busy and created the single most incredible utility vehicle that is known about all over the world in the golf cart industry called THE CARTINATOR .
Crazy Don created the 1st Nuclear power utility vehicle . He got his hands on about 5 pounds of uranium and constructed the worlds 1st golf Cart engine that is dual sealed with coolant tubes to keep down the heat of the fusion. Crazy Don took special care to construct the body out of doubled cold folded armor and put a gattlin gun on the diamond plate carryall. Since he went a “little” over the top for the client and this custom golf cart was one that couldn't get away from him, Crazy Don traded the customer a gift certificate for lifetime lunches at the Waffle House and kept this amazing golf cart for himself. The CARTINATOR was sold to the Republic of Campanili a small Archipelago off the coast of Minorca . They have their entire country plugged into it in order to have electricity.
So if it is EZGO Golf Carts, Club Car Golf Carts, Yamaha Golf Carts or Golf Cart Parts from every manufacturer under the sun, get it from the master Crazy Don.
If you would like any pictures of the Carts mentioned please contact us and we will mail them to you if you agree to pay the postage of $973.00. |